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  • Lent Lent

    If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking shit about you.

    If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking shit about you.

  • Lent Lent

    Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.

    Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.

  • Lent Lent

    You may as well wait 40 more days to call me because I'm giving up flaky guys for Lent.

    You may as well wait 40 more days to call me because I'm giving up flaky guys for Lent.

  • Lent Lent

    Lent is my favorite time of year to not be Christian.

    Lent is my favorite time of year to not be Christian.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I'm confident your birthday will be the least miserable day of Lent.

    I'm confident your birthday will be the least miserable day of Lent.

  • Lent Lent

    I hope your 40 days of shame, penitence, and self-denial are going well.

    I hope your 40 days of shame, penitence, and self-denial are going well.

  • Lent Lent

    I've begun my 40-day celebration of no longer being religious.

    I've begun my 40-day celebration of no longer being religious.

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