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    65th Birthday: Congratulations on being old enough to collect what remains of social security.

    65th Birthday: Congratulations on being old enough to collect what remains of social security.

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    Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there's at least a 65% chance of sex.

    Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there's at least a 65% chance of sex.

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