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    The TSA relaxing its policy on knives will make it easier to stab yourself after going through a soul-crushing TSA patdown.

    The TSA relaxing its policy on knives will make it easier to stab yourself after going through a soul-crushing TSA patdown.

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    9/11 is the one day of the year I'm perfectly okay with the TSA fondling my genitals.

    9/11 is the one day of the year I'm perfectly okay with the TSA fondling my genitals.

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    I'm more scared of the TSA than I am of terrorists.

    I'm more scared of the TSA than I am of terrorists.

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    Going through airport security these days is going to make it extremely difficult to stay in the closet.

    Going through airport security these days is going to make it extremely difficult to stay in the closet.

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    With Osama Bin Laden dead, maybe we can finally go through an airport without being treated like we're Osama Bin Laden.

    With Osama Bin Laden dead, maybe we can finally go through an airport without being treated like we're Osama Bin Laden.

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