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    Filling out an NCAA bracket for my office pool is the most work I've done since last March.

    Filling out an NCAA bracket for my office pool is the most work I've done since last March.

  • Sports Sports

    May your college be as good at basketball as it is bad at educating.

    May your college be as good at basketball as it is bad at educating.

  • Sports Sports

    Sorry a degree in Bracketology is more valuable than your liberal arts degree.

    Sorry a degree in Bracketology is more valuable than your liberal arts degree.

  • Sports Sports

    There's nothing like listening to your fat ass criticize professional athletes for not hustling.

    There's nothing like listening to your fat ass criticize professional athletes for not hustling.

  • Sports Sports

    I hate LeBron James even more than LeBron James loves LeBron James.

    I hate LeBron James even more than LeBron James loves LeBron James.

  • Sports Sports

    My crappy NCAA team no one's heard of is better than your crappy NCAA team no one's heard of.

    My crappy NCAA team no one's heard of is better than your crappy NCAA team no one's heard of.

  • Sports Sports

    Lets enjoy the first days of spring watching college basketball in a windowless bar.

    Lets enjoy the first days of spring watching college basketball in a windowless bar.

  • Fantasy Sports Fantasy Sports

    I just looked at your roster and threw up in my mouth.

    I just looked at your roster and threw up in my mouth.

  • Sports Sports

    The only reason I bet on college basketball is to use the proceeds to pay off professional gambling debts.

    The only reason I bet on college basketball is to use the proceeds to pay off professional gambling debts.

  • Sports Sports

    I'm worried your complete ignorance of college basketball gives you a decided advantage in the office pool.

    I'm worried your complete ignorance of college basketball gives you a decided advantage in the office pool.

  • Sports Sports

    You have an uncanny ability to predict NCAA Tournament upsets moments after they happen.

    You have an uncanny ability to predict NCAA Tournament upsets moments after they happen.

  • Sports Sports

    FYI, it's my understanding that there's some sort of women's basketball tournament going on.

    FYI, it's my understanding that there's some sort of women's basketball tournament going on.

  • Sports Sports

    The only thing better than watching Kobe Bryant play is watching Kobe Bryant lose.

    The only thing better than watching Kobe Bryant play is watching Kobe Bryant lose.

  • Sports Sports

    I'm disappointed LeBron James is meeting my preposterously high expectations of him.

    I'm disappointed LeBron James is meeting my preposterously high expectations of him.

  • Sports Sports

    You're the LeBron James of complaining about LeBron James.

    You're the LeBron James of complaining about LeBron James.

  • Sports Sports

    I'd have premarital intercourse with you even if it got me suspended from a Mormon university's basketball team.

    I'd have premarital intercourse with you even if it got me suspended from a Mormon university's basketball team.

  • Sports Sports

    I'd miss one of the 67 NCAA Tournament games for you.

    I'd miss one of the 67 NCAA Tournament games for you.

  • Sports Sports

    The cancellation of the NBA season may be the closest we'll get to seeing one percenters suffer.

    The cancellation of the NBA season may be the closest we'll get to seeing one percenters suffer.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'm more confident in my office pool bracket than I am in anything I've ever done in the office.

    I'm more confident in my office pool bracket than I am in anything I've ever done in the office.

  • Sports Sports

    March is the only time I'm willing to place all my hopes and dreams in the hands of college students.

    March is the only time I'm willing to place all my hopes and dreams in the hands of college students.

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