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  • Flirting Flirting

    You fulfill me in ways that generally require batteries.

    You fulfill me in ways that generally require batteries.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    My Valentine runs on batteries.

    My Valentine runs on batteries.

  • Movies Movies

    The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.

    The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Here's hoping snowstorm preparation is the only reason you need fresh batteries this Valentine's Day.

    Here's hoping snowstorm preparation is the only reason you need fresh batteries this Valentine's Day.

  • Confession Confession

    All this hurricane talk has me worried about stocking up on batteries for my vibrator.

    All this hurricane talk has me worried about stocking up on batteries for my vibrator.

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