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  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on.

    Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Hope you get away with pretending to do your job this week better than Beyonce did.

    Hope you get away with pretending to do your job this week better than Beyonce did.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Congratulations to Beyoncé on somehow being the most dishonest person in Washington, D.C. yesterday.

    Congratulations to Beyoncé on somehow being the most dishonest person in Washington, D.C. yesterday.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I promise not to lip-sync when I sing you Happy Birthday.

    I promise not to lip-sync when I sing you Happy Birthday.

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