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  • Moonrise Kingdom Moonrise Kingdom

    Let's stay on lunch break until our boss sends out a search party.

    Let's stay on lunch break until our boss sends out a search party.

  • Moonrise Kingdom Moonrise Kingdom

    Running away from home was easier when I didn't have a mortgage payment.

    Running away from home was easier when I didn't have a mortgage payment.

  • Moonrise Kingdom Moonrise Kingdom

    I wish you could have met me when I was an innocent and adventurous teen instead of a cynical and lazy adult.

    I wish you could have met me when I was an innocent and adventurous teen instead of a cynical and lazy adult.

  • Moonrise Kingdom Moonrise Kingdom

    The only way I'd ever consider sleeping outdoors is if I locked myself out of my apartment.

    The only way I'd ever consider sleeping outdoors is if I locked myself out of my apartment.

  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    Reading your tweets about Groundhog Day makes me feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day.

    Reading your tweets about Groundhog Day makes me feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day.

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