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  • Admin Pros Day Admin Pros Day

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone who primarily uses the office to work on personal projects.

    Happy Administrative Professionals Day to someone who primarily uses the office to work on personal projects.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I want you all to know that because of your hard work all year I got a bigger bonus.

    I want you all to know that because of your hard work all year I got a bigger bonus.

  • Workplace Workplace

    The company has decided to give everyone an equally shitty bonus.

    The company has decided to give everyone an equally shitty bonus.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    The office holiday party is a great opportunity to drink the equivalent of the bonus you didn't get.

    The office holiday party is a great opportunity to drink the equivalent of the bonus you didn't get.

  • Lent Lent

    This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got.

    This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got.

  • Workplace Workplace

    This company has my undying loyalty until my bonus check clears.

    This company has my undying loyalty until my bonus check clears.

  • Free Holiday.. Free Holiday..

    Here's betting that a free gift will be more than your holiday bonus this year.

    Here's betting that a free gift will be more than your holiday bonus this year.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Surviving the Mayan apocalypse is the new holiday bonus.

    Surviving the Mayan apocalypse is the new holiday bonus.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Remember to tip your super this holiday season to ensure he continues angrily doing slightly more than nothing.

    Remember to tip your super this holiday season to ensure he continues angrily doing slightly more than nothing.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    My holiday bonus is almost enough to guilt me into working at all during December.

    My holiday bonus is almost enough to guilt me into working at all during December.

  • DailyCandy.. DailyCandy..

    Sorry your boyfriend's year-end bonus being cut by three-quarters has made you 75% less attracted to him.

    Sorry your boyfriend's year-end bonus being cut by three-quarters has made you 75% less attracted to him.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I had a better chance of winning the Powerball than I do of getting a holiday bonus.

    I had a better chance of winning the Powerball than I do of getting a holiday bonus.

  • DailyCandy DailyCandy

    Sorry your boyfriend's year-end bonus being cut by three-quarters has made you 75% less attracted to him.

    Sorry your boyfriend's year-end bonus being cut by three-quarters has made you 75% less attracted to him.

  • House of Lies House of Lies

    Over-billing is the new bonus.

    Over-billing is the new bonus.

  • Workplace Workplace

    You'd be an asset to this company and an employee referral bonus to me.

    You'd be an asset to this company and an employee referral bonus to me.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Not having to work on Christmas is the new Christmas bonus.

    Not having to work on Christmas is the new Christmas bonus.

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