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  • Bridesmaids Bridesmaids

    Just to clarify, inviting you to see Bridesmaids with me does not mean I actually want you to be my bridesmaid.

    Just to clarify, inviting you to see Bridesmaids with me does not mean I actually want you to be my bridesmaid.

  • Bridesmaids Bridesmaids

    I would be honored to be your Maid of Honor and I pray you never ask me.

    I would be honored to be your Maid of Honor and I pray you never ask me.

  • Bridesmaids Bridesmaids

    Your wedding will be the perfect reminder that I'm still single.

    Your wedding will be the perfect reminder that I'm still single.

  • Bridesmaids Bridesmaids

    Some day I hope to celebrate the most important day of your life in the worst dress I've ever worn.

    Some day I hope to celebrate the most important day of your life in the worst dress I've ever worn.

  • Benefit.. Benefit..

    I try to hook up early at weddings so I can get out of my horrible bridesmaids dress as quickly as possible.

    I try to hook up early at weddings so I can get out of my horrible bridesmaids dress as quickly as possible.

  • Wedding Wedding

    Being a groomsman means a lot to me and the bridesmaids I'll try to fondle.

    Being a groomsman means a lot to me and the bridesmaids I'll try to fondle.

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