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  • Cry for Help Cry for Help

    I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke.

    I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke.

  • Yom Kippur Yom Kippur

    This Yom Kippur, let's be grateful for a year of being too broke to indulge in our usual laundry list of appalling sins.

    This Yom Kippur, let's be grateful for a year of being too broke to indulge in our usual laundry list of appalling sins.

  • Breakup Breakup

    Sorry I broke up with you via this ecard.

    Sorry I broke up with you via this ecard.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    You don't pay me enough to get a Secret Santa gift for anyone.

    You don't pay me enough to get a Secret Santa gift for anyone.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    I was wondering if you could lend me money for the perfect Valentine's Day date I want to take you on.

    I was wondering if you could lend me money for the perfect Valentine's Day date I want to take you on.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I hope you're the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion.

    I hope you're the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion.

  • Breakup Breakup

    Please take me back so I remember why we broke up.

    Please take me back so I remember why we broke up.

  • Wedding Wedding

    Sorry you can't afford to have a wedding because you spent all your money on attending other peoples' weddings.

    Sorry you can't afford to have a wedding because you spent all your money on attending other peoples' weddings.

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