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  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to.

    Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to.

  • Family Family

    Justin Bieber is like the little brother I never had the chance to repeatedly beat the crap out of.

    Justin Bieber is like the little brother I never had the chance to repeatedly beat the crap out of.

  • Apology Apology

    I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, brother, roommate, father, yoga instructor, boss, math teacher, and/or gay best friend.

    I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, brother, roommate, father, yoga instructor, boss, math teacher, and/or gay best friend.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to a sibling who probably represents the last time our parents had sex.

    Happy birthday to a sibling who probably represents the last time our parents had sex.

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