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  • Super Civic.. Super Civic..

    I hope we end up on the same side in a zombie uprising.

    I hope we end up on the same side in a zombie uprising.

  • Super Civic.. Super Civic..

    I respect how much you care about the environment without ever going near it.

    I respect how much you care about the environment without ever going near it.

  • Super Civic.. Super Civic..

    I fear your fashion choices like most people fear ninjas.

    I fear your fashion choices like most people fear ninjas.

  • MINI Motor-Tober MINI Motor-Tober

    If people could be customized like a car there'd only be a few features I'd add to you.

    If people could be customized like a car there'd only be a few features I'd add to you.

  • MINI Motor-Tober MINI Motor-Tober

    I would date you if you were as attractive and exciting as your car.

    I would date you if you were as attractive and exciting as your car.

  • MINI Motor-Tober MINI Motor-Tober

    I could someday see you driving a car that isn't slow, dull, and hideous.

    I could someday see you driving a car that isn't slow, dull, and hideous.

  • U.S. U.S.

    Where cars are both made and lived-in.

    Where cars are both made and lived-in.

  • MINI Motor-Tober MINI Motor-Tober

    I like a car roomy enough for you, but not roomy enough to help you move.

    I like a car roomy enough for you, but not roomy enough to help you move.

  • Fusion.. Fusion..

    Sorry the cost of upkeep on your foreign car means you can't afford to visit the country it came from.

    Sorry the cost of upkeep on your foreign car means you can't afford to visit the country it came from.

  • Fusion.. Fusion..

    I just want a car that doesn't require an Instagram filter to look cool.

    I just want a car that doesn't require an Instagram filter to look cool.

  • Fusion.. Fusion..

    I'll always love you until the day your parallel parking gives me a stroke.

    I'll always love you until the day your parallel parking gives me a stroke.

  • Fusion.. Fusion..

    I'm almost as scared of losing you as I am of driving with you.

    I'm almost as scared of losing you as I am of driving with you.

  • Fusion.. Fusion..

    If we were cars, I'd ride as close to your bumper as legally permissible.

    If we were cars, I'd ride as close to your bumper as legally permissible.

  • Reminders Reminders

    People buy new cars.

    People buy new cars.

  • Teacher Week Teacher Week

    Sorry your students drive nicer cars than you.

    Sorry your students drive nicer cars than you.

  • Earth Day Earth Day

    I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas.

    I'm recycling cans this Earth Day for the extra nickels to help pay for gas.

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