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  • Napoleon.. Napoleon..

    Don't be jealous of my sweet bod.

    Don't be jealous of my sweet bod.

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    Let's welcome the royal baby boy into a world where millions of people lost money by incorrectly guessing his gender.

    Let's welcome the royal baby boy into a world where millions of people lost money by incorrectly guessing his gender.

  • Ugly Americans Ugly Americans

    You'll love being hurt by me.

    You'll love being hurt by me.

  • Ugly Americans Ugly Americans

    I'd give you some of my least favorite body parts if you really needed them.

    I'd give you some of my least favorite body parts if you really needed them.

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    I promise not to murder you over a cartoon depiction of my god in a bear suit.

    I promise not to murder you over a cartoon depiction of my god in a bear suit.

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