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  • Thinking of You Thinking of You

    I hope you don't choke on a Chick-fil-A sandwich and the only person who knows CPR is gay.

    I hope you don't choke on a Chick-fil-A sandwich and the only person who knows CPR is gay.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Let's protest Chick-fil-A by watching men's synchronized diving.

    Let's protest Chick-fil-A by watching men's synchronized diving.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry you think it's intolerant of me to not tolerate your intolerance.

    Sorry you think it's intolerant of me to not tolerate your intolerance.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Let's hope the biggest issue of the 2012 presidential election isn't chicken sandwiches.

    Let's hope the biggest issue of the 2012 presidential election isn't chicken sandwiches.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Congratulations on exercising your freedom to wait two hours in line for mediocre fast food.

    Congratulations on exercising your freedom to wait two hours in line for mediocre fast food.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Deciding what to eat for lunch was already hard enough without worrying about my sandwich being homophobic.

    Deciding what to eat for lunch was already hard enough without worrying about my sandwich being homophobic.

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