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  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    I hope you really like your present so I can lord over you how much better I am at gift-giving.

    I hope you really like your present so I can lord over you how much better I am at gift-giving.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    I'm holding off on getting you a Christmas present until I'm certain you'll survive your holiday bender.

    I'm holding off on getting you a Christmas present until I'm certain you'll survive your holiday bender.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Your Christmas present will be all the more meaningful to me if you had to pepper spray someone in order to get it.

    Your Christmas present will be all the more meaningful to me if you had to pepper spray someone in order to get it.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    The best thing about your Christmas present is that you thought I was a size small.

    The best thing about your Christmas present is that you thought I was a size small.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Just wanted to make sure you didn't believe me when I said I didn't want anything expensive for Christmas.

    Just wanted to make sure you didn't believe me when I said I didn't want anything expensive for Christmas.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Being a Secret Santa is pretty much the only office secret you've ever kept.

    Being a Secret Santa is pretty much the only office secret you've ever kept.

  • Birthday Birthday

    For your January birthday I promise to regift a Christmas present I didn't totally hate.

    For your January birthday I promise to regift a Christmas present I didn't totally hate.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    I know you'll love my gift because you mentioned it online while I was Internet stalking you.

    I know you'll love my gift because you mentioned it online while I was Internet stalking you.

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