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  • Confession Confession

    I enjoy complaining almost as much as not doing anything about my complaints.

    I enjoy complaining almost as much as not doing anything about my complaints.

  • Confession Confession

    You're the stereotype of someone who's always complaining about stereotypes.

    You're the stereotype of someone who's always complaining about stereotypes.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I genuinely care about whatever it is you've been complaining about for the past hour.

    I genuinely care about whatever it is you've been complaining about for the past hour.

  • Friendship Friendship

    I hope your recent bout of happiness doesn't ruin our perfectly good, mutually beneficial relationship built on complaining.

    I hope your recent bout of happiness doesn't ruin our perfectly good, mutually beneficial relationship built on complaining.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'm so excited to finally get the job I'll be complaining about in a few weeks.

    I'm so excited to finally get the job I'll be complaining about in a few weeks.

  • MINI Motor-Tober MINI Motor-Tober

    You're one of the few friends I'd give a ride to without complaining too much about it.

    You're one of the few friends I'd give a ride to without complaining too much about it.

  • Cute Therapy Cute Therapy

    The next time you're complaining about the heat, be thankful you don't have to wear a fur coat all summer.

    The next time you're complaining about the heat, be thankful you don't have to wear a fur coat all summer.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Complaining about the weather is a full-time job.

    Complaining about the weather is a full-time job.

  • Pregnancy Pregnancy

    You can always complain to me about your pregnancy symptoms as long as I can complain to you about being single.

    You can always complain to me about your pregnancy symptoms as long as I can complain to you about being single.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

    I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

  • Weekend Weekend

    Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.

    Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    People complaining about vuvuzelas is the most annoying thing since vuvuzelas.

    People complaining about vuvuzelas is the most annoying thing since vuvuzelas.

  • Columbus Day Columbus Day

    There's nothing more American than complaining all day about not having Columbus Day off.

    There's nothing more American than complaining all day about not having Columbus Day off.

  • Workplace Workplace

    The only reason I come to work is to complain about the commute.

    The only reason I come to work is to complain about the commute.

  • Tax Day Tax Day

    Let's celebrate there being no deadline for complaining about taxes.

    Let's celebrate there being no deadline for complaining about taxes.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thanks for being the roommate I can complain to about our other roommate.

    Thanks for being the roommate I can complain to about our other roommate.

  • Mike's holiday Mike's holiday

    Let's shake things up over the holidays by not constantly complaining about the holidays.

    Let's shake things up over the holidays by not constantly complaining about the holidays.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I'm proud of you for spending the hottest month in history maintaining your normal levels of complaining.

    I'm proud of you for spending the hottest month in history maintaining your normal levels of complaining.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I hope you're enjoying your vacation from me complaining about being at work.

    I hope you're enjoying your vacation from me complaining about being at work.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Office Coupon: Redeemable for one day of me not complaining about the horrifying music blaring from your headphones.

    Office Coupon: Redeemable for one day of me not complaining about the horrifying music blaring from your headphones.

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