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  • Flirting Flirting

    I like you almost as much as I like crapping in my own toilet.

    I like you almost as much as I like crapping in my own toilet.

  • Occupy Something Occupy Something

    I'm only crapping outdoors because I'm not allowed to crap on the floor of the stock exchange.

    I'm only crapping outdoors because I'm not allowed to crap on the floor of the stock exchange.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    Allow me to apologize in advance for what I will do to your bathroom on Thanksgiving.

    Allow me to apologize in advance for what I will do to your bathroom on Thanksgiving.

  • Pregnancy Pregnancy

    You're crapping for two now.

    You're crapping for two now.

  • Confession Confession

    I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper than with no cell phone.

    I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper than with no cell phone.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You’d think twice about checking out my ass while I’m walking into the women’s room if you knew what I was about to do in there.

    You’d think twice about checking out my ass while I’m walking into the women’s room if you knew what I was about to do in there.

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