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  • Workplace Workplace

    I realize that you're doing all my work without pay, but I still have to work hard at taking credit for it.

    I realize that you're doing all my work without pay, but I still have to work hard at taking credit for it.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.

    Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Office Coupon: Good for one instance of getting credit for your own idea.

    Office Coupon: Good for one instance of getting credit for your own idea.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.

    I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.

  • Father's Day Father's Day

    I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.

    I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.

  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    Happy Boss's Day to someone who will probably take all the credit for sending this ecard.

    Happy Boss's Day to someone who will probably take all the credit for sending this ecard.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    I credit who I am today to you filling me with self-esteem and prescription stimulants.

    I credit who I am today to you filling me with self-esteem and prescription stimulants.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    It may be a sign we're winning the war on terror when the Taliban take credit for a guy who tried to make a bomb out of fireworks.

    It may be a sign we're winning the war on terror when the Taliban take credit for a guy who tried to make a bomb out of fireworks.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I am indebted to you and several credit card companies.

    I am indebted to you and several credit card companies.

  • Sports Sports

    Let's give Kate Hudson some credit for A-Rod's postseason performance being less excruciating than a Kate Hudson movie.

    Let's give Kate Hudson some credit for A-Rod's postseason performance being less excruciating than a Kate Hudson movie.

  • Workplace Workplace

    If you're going to take credit for all my work, let me tell you about what I just did in the bathroom.

    If you're going to take credit for all my work, let me tell you about what I just did in the bathroom.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.

    I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.

  • Mardi Gras Mardi Gras

    I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.

    I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout.

  • Playing For.. Playing For..

    All I want this holiday season is the companionship of a man with a functioning credit card.

    All I want this holiday season is the companionship of a man with a functioning credit card.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I can barely wait to take credit for your great ideas.

    I can barely wait to take credit for your great ideas.

  • Movies Movies

    I credit Judd Apatow for making all the hairy, flabby guys on JDate now seem kind of hot.

    I credit Judd Apatow for making all the hairy, flabby guys on JDate now seem kind of hot.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.

    Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Thanks for letting me take credit for how well you've raised our kids.

    Thanks for letting me take credit for how well you've raised our kids.

  • Smirnoff 100 Smirnoff 100

    You're one of my best friends with a functional credit card.

    You're one of my best friends with a functional credit card.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'm going to do my part to get the economy moving by sending in the minimum payment on one of my overdo credit cards.

    I'm going to do my part to get the economy moving by sending in the minimum payment on one of my overdo credit cards.

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