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    Thank God my next four years of employment aren't in the hands of undecided voters.

    Thank God my next four years of employment aren't in the hands of undecided voters.

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    It's now clear that psychotic town hall debates and creepy tea parties won't impact health care reform as much as a guy who posed nude for Cosmo.

    It's now clear that psychotic town hall debates and creepy tea parties won't impact health care reform as much as a guy who posed nude for Cosmo.

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    My concern with these crucial upcoming presidential debates is that I'll somehow need to pay attention.

    My concern with these crucial upcoming presidential debates is that I'll somehow need to pay attention.

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    I hope recent political debates help distract people from debating your age.

    I hope recent political debates help distract people from debating your age.

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    It's extremely important to watch the presidential debates if you want to understand the jokes about it on Twitter.

    It's extremely important to watch the presidential debates if you want to understand the jokes about it on Twitter.

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    It's a good day when Donald Trump's favorite baseball team and politician both lose.

    It's a good day when Donald Trump's favorite baseball team and politician both lose.

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    I hope Romney has binders full of people who can explain to him why it's weird to have binders full of women.

    I hope Romney has binders full of people who can explain to him why it's weird to have binders full of women.

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