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  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    The Mayan Apocalypse is a welcome distraction from the actual impending apocalypse caused by climate change.

    The Mayan Apocalypse is a welcome distraction from the actual impending apocalypse caused by climate change.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Just a heads up that your panic about a Mayan doomsday sounds insane even to Mayans.

    Just a heads up that your panic about a Mayan doomsday sounds insane even to Mayans.

  • Reminders Reminders

    Don't forget to practice safe end-of-the-world sex tonight.

    Don't forget to practice safe end-of-the-world sex tonight.

  • Doomsday.. Doomsday..

    If there was an app for surviving the apocalypse, I'd only download it if it was free.

    If there was an app for surviving the apocalypse, I'd only download it if it was free.

  • Doomsday.. Doomsday..

    The end of the world would be an improvement over my current life situation.

    The end of the world would be an improvement over my current life situation.

  • Doomsday.. Doomsday..

    Your doomsday preparations seem a lot less crazy now that Snooki is a mother and best-selling author.

    Your doomsday preparations seem a lot less crazy now that Snooki is a mother and best-selling author.

  • Doomsday.. Doomsday..

    One upside to the apocalypse would be the end of people arguing about politics on Facebook.

    One upside to the apocalypse would be the end of people arguing about politics on Facebook.

  • Doomsday.. Doomsday..

    All I ask from the people who survive doomsday is that they rebuild society without Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter.

    All I ask from the people who survive doomsday is that they rebuild society without Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter.

  • JELL-O JELL-O

    Let's party like there's no tomorrow, and call in sick if there is one.

    Let's party like there's no tomorrow, and call in sick if there is one.

  • JELL-O JELL-O

    Let's never discuss any of the things we told each other when we thought the world was ending.

    Let's never discuss any of the things we told each other when we thought the world was ending.

  • Syfy Defiance Syfy Defiance

    Your political posts on Facebook are even more wrong than your Mayan apocalyptic posts on Facebook.

    Your political posts on Facebook are even more wrong than your Mayan apocalyptic posts on Facebook.

  • Syfy Defiance Syfy Defiance

    I'd have found the Mayan apocalypse more believable if they also had predicted they wouldn't be around for it.

    I'd have found the Mayan apocalypse more believable if they also had predicted they wouldn't be around for it.

  • Confession Confession

    At least if the world ends tomorrow I'll have done my very best to ridicule the people who think the world is ending tomorrow.

    At least if the world ends tomorrow I'll have done my very best to ridicule the people who think the world is ending tomorrow.

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