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  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    May your Chinese New Year dinner be filled with nothing but the finest yak penis.

    May your Chinese New Year dinner be filled with nothing but the finest yak penis.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Please be aware I will be celebrating Chinese New Year by recklessly shooting firecrackers in public locations for the next two weeks.

    Please be aware I will be celebrating Chinese New Year by recklessly shooting firecrackers in public locations for the next two weeks.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Let's usher in the new year by scaring off a mythological, noise-sensitive, child-eating beast who lives under the sea.

    Let's usher in the new year by scaring off a mythological, noise-sensitive, child-eating beast who lives under the sea.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Happy Chinese New Year to someone I'm pretty sure is Chinese.

    Happy Chinese New Year to someone I'm pretty sure is Chinese.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Enjoy honoring the traditions and customs of a country that has missiles aimed at the U.S.

    Enjoy honoring the traditions and customs of a country that has missiles aimed at the U.S.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Let's get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG.

    Let's get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Just wanted to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year using the easy-to-comprehend Western alphabet.

    Just wanted to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year using the easy-to-comprehend Western alphabet.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Let's celebrate Chinese New Year by rigidly conforming to the strictly enforced suggestions for celebrating.

    Let's celebrate Chinese New Year by rigidly conforming to the strictly enforced suggestions for celebrating.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    I'm wearing red on Chinese New Year to ward off evil spirits and make random white guys slightly hornier than usual.

    I'm wearing red on Chinese New Year to ward off evil spirits and make random white guys slightly hornier than usual.

  • Movies Movies

    I hope you enjoy the non-Swedish movie adaptation of the only book you've finished since high school.

    I hope you enjoy the non-Swedish movie adaptation of the only book you've finished since high school.

  • Chinese New Year Chinese New Year

    Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.

    Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.

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