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  • Encouragement Encouragement

    You're great at pretending to be successful.

    You're great at pretending to be successful.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    May your facial hair get the attention you believe it deserves.

    May your facial hair get the attention you believe it deserves.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I'm half impressed you ran a half marathon.

    I'm half impressed you ran a half marathon.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Today is the first day of complaining about the rest of your life.

    Today is the first day of complaining about the rest of your life.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Best of luck on the move from someone who will strategically be out of town when it happens.

    Best of luck on the move from someone who will strategically be out of town when it happens.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    It's great that you're comfortable enough in your heterosexuality to own a cat.

    It's great that you're comfortable enough in your heterosexuality to own a cat.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    May this week's horrible events put your terrible life in perspective.

    May this week's horrible events put your terrible life in perspective.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Your weight loss is noticeable without you bringing it up first.

    Your weight loss is noticeable without you bringing it up first.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Hope your relaxing two-week vacation helps offset your debilitating 50-week onslaught of personal and professional angst, confusion, and quiet despair.

    Hope your relaxing two-week vacation helps offset your debilitating 50-week onslaught of personal and professional angst, confusion, and quiet despair.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Best of luck to Yahoo on explaining to its users what Tumblr is.

    Best of luck to Yahoo on explaining to its users what Tumblr is.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    It takes more than one date to truly know if someone is the right person for you to settle for.

    It takes more than one date to truly know if someone is the right person for you to settle for.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Live each day like you have a significantly better health insurance plan.

    Live each day like you have a significantly better health insurance plan.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Let me know if you need someone to listen as you desperately try to convince yourself everything's fine.

    Let me know if you need someone to listen as you desperately try to convince yourself everything's fine.

  • Drinking Drinking

    May the relentless agony of your hangover help distract you from the relentless agony of being at work.

    May the relentless agony of your hangover help distract you from the relentless agony of being at work.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I believe in you like Adam Sandler believes in Rob Schneider.

    I believe in you like Adam Sandler believes in Rob Schneider.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I'm always here for you as a living example of how things could be much worse.

    I'm always here for you as a living example of how things could be much worse.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I just want you to know I'm here for you if anyone tries to bully you into doing something outdoors.

    I just want you to know I'm here for you if anyone tries to bully you into doing something outdoors.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Let’s continue our conversation once your medication kicks in.

    Let’s continue our conversation once your medication kicks in.

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