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  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I hope you're ready for a long, torturous season of American Idol after all of the football you made me watch.

    I hope you're ready for a long, torturous season of American Idol after all of the football you made me watch.

  • Sports Sports

    Now that football season is over I can finally get back to wishing it was football season.

    Now that football season is over I can finally get back to wishing it was football season.

  • Sports Sports

    Just a reminder there are many fantasies not involving football.

    Just a reminder there are many fantasies not involving football.

  • Sports Sports

    Sorry your football team gets beaten more often than people who run into Chris Brown.

    Sorry your football team gets beaten more often than people who run into Chris Brown.

  • Zyrtec Zyrtec

    May you be less annoying during allergy season than you are during football season.

    May you be less annoying during allergy season than you are during football season.

  • Sports Sports

    Your excitement over preseason football has me terrified about watching regular season football with you.

    Your excitement over preseason football has me terrified about watching regular season football with you.

  • Sports Sports

    I love the football playoffs because it means football season is almost over.

    I love the football playoffs because it means football season is almost over.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    I'm excited to watch the first meaningful football game to be played in the New York area this season.

    I'm excited to watch the first meaningful football game to be played in the New York area this season.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    May your enjoyment of the Super Bowl not be affected by the unspeakable horror of football season being over.

    May your enjoyment of the Super Bowl not be affected by the unspeakable horror of football season being over.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    I've been training all football season to eat at a Super Bowl party level.

    I've been training all football season to eat at a Super Bowl party level.

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