• refine by:
sort-by: Most Popular | Newest
  • Workplace Workplace

    You're the coworker I miss emailing from a few feet away the most.

    You're the coworker I miss emailing from a few feet away the most.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Being trapped in my home due to an apocalyptic storm is the best Monday I've had all year.

    Being trapped in my home due to an apocalyptic storm is the best Monday I've had all year.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You get me even hotter than a deadly hurricane gets a meteorologist.

    You get me even hotter than a deadly hurricane gets a meteorologist.

  • Confession Confession

    Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year.

    Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year.

  • Reminders Reminders

    Just a reminder to print out as much pornography as possible in case your power goes out.

    Just a reminder to print out as much pornography as possible in case your power goes out.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Sorry your office expects you to work remotely until the hurricane officially kills you.

    Sorry your office expects you to work remotely until the hurricane officially kills you.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I don't need us to be hunkered down without electricity to want all-day sex with you.

    I don't need us to be hunkered down without electricity to want all-day sex with you.

  • Confession Confession

    Hurricane season is a great way to get an early jump on my holiday binge eating.

    Hurricane season is a great way to get an early jump on my holiday binge eating.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thanks for texting me after the hurricane to see if I died.

    Thanks for texting me after the hurricane to see if I died.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Hurricane Sandy was bad enough for me to almost worry about the well-being of my coworkers.

    Hurricane Sandy was bad enough for me to almost worry about the well-being of my coworkers.

  • Confession Confession

    Not having electricity is almost as bad as having to host people who don't have electricity.

    Not having electricity is almost as bad as having to host people who don't have electricity.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job.

    Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Here's to Hurricane Sandy's unintended benefit of obstructing political posts on Facebook.

    Here's to Hurricane Sandy's unintended benefit of obstructing political posts on Facebook.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry you thought my request to come over and recharge my electronic devices was a booty call.

    Sorry you thought my request to come over and recharge my electronic devices was a booty call.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I hope you didn't have to use your birthday candles as the primary source of light in your home.

    I hope you didn't have to use your birthday candles as the primary source of light in your home.

DON'T MISS THIS