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  • Movies Movies

    Let's kick off the holiday season by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each other.

    Let's kick off the holiday season by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each other.

  • Movies Movies

    I'd love to not share my popcorn and candy with you during The Hunger Games.

    I'd love to not share my popcorn and candy with you during The Hunger Games.

  • Sports Sports

    I'd miss one of the 67 NCAA Tournament games for you.

    I'd miss one of the 67 NCAA Tournament games for you.

  • Borderlands 2 Borderlands 2

    Work would be a lot better if it involved blowing things up.

    Work would be a lot better if it involved blowing things up.

  • Sports Sports

    I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

    I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Enjoy your birthday gift of no longer having to suffer through Mets games.

    Enjoy your birthday gift of no longer having to suffer through Mets games.

  • Flirting Flirting

    If you don't take me to see The Hunger Games you're going to find yourself starving for sex.

    If you don't take me to see The Hunger Games you're going to find yourself starving for sex.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry the most exciting thing to happen in your sex life this fall is the new prostitutes in Grand Theft Auto V.

    Sorry the most exciting thing to happen in your sex life this fall is the new prostitutes in Grand Theft Auto V.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    I can't wait to catch up with you during halftime.

    I can't wait to catch up with you during halftime.

  • Movies Movies

    I wish the cast of Twilight had to fight in the Hunger Games.

    I wish the cast of Twilight had to fight in the Hunger Games.

  • Sports Sports

    We could afford a lot more games at Yankee Stadium if we were on the Yankees.

    We could afford a lot more games at Yankee Stadium if we were on the Yankees.

  • Movies Movies

    May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games.

    May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games.

  • Friendship Friendship

    You're getting a little too good at bar games.

    You're getting a little too good at bar games.

  • Friendship Friendship

    You're the friend I'd feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

    You're the friend I'd feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

  • Borderlands 2 Borderlands 2

    You're a great conversationalist in that you say nothing while I talk.

    You're a great conversationalist in that you say nothing while I talk.

  • Sports Sports

    I hope I win money on college basketball games so I can pay back the college I actually attended.

    I hope I win money on college basketball games so I can pay back the college I actually attended.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.

    I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.

  • Sports Sports

    Opening day of baseball means only 120 more games until we need to start caring about baseball.

    Opening day of baseball means only 120 more games until we need to start caring about baseball.

  • Borderlands 2 Borderlands 2

    I'd risk my life to protect you, provided I had a giant gun and extra lives.

    I'd risk my life to protect you, provided I had a giant gun and extra lives.

  • Ransom Cards Ransom Cards

    Take me to see Hunger Games or I'll never go down on you again.

    Take me to see Hunger Games or I'll never go down on you again.

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