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    Google it, bitch.

    Google it, bitch.

  • Confession Confession

    I wish I could Google search for things in my house.

    I wish I could Google search for things in my house.

  • Confession Confession

    I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

    I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    It must be exciting to know that your Tumblr will now be read by people who have never heard of Google.

    It must be exciting to know that your Tumblr will now be read by people who have never heard of Google.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You are not an easy person to Google.

    You are not an easy person to Google.

  • Reminders Reminders

    Just a reminder to put me in your Google Plus circle of people who don't give a shit about your love for Harry Potter.

    Just a reminder to put me in your Google Plus circle of people who don't give a shit about your love for Harry Potter.

  • April Fool's Day April Fool's Day

    Sorry I assumed you were playing an April Fool's Day prank when you sincerely sent me a website's lame April Fool's Day prank.

    Sorry I assumed you were playing an April Fool's Day prank when you sincerely sent me a website's lame April Fool's Day prank.

  • Curve Appeal Curve Appeal

    I've loved you from the moment I first googled you.

    I've loved you from the moment I first googled you.

  • Confession Confession

    I can't wait for Google Plus to reunite me with everyone I blocked on Facebook.

    I can't wait for Google Plus to reunite me with everyone I blocked on Facebook.

  • Confession Confession

    I can’t afford to get a disease that isn't diagnosable by Google.

    I can’t afford to get a disease that isn't diagnosable by Google.

  • Reminders Reminders

    Take comfort in knowing that the other meaning of Santorum will live on in Google searches forever.

    Take comfort in knowing that the other meaning of Santorum will live on in Google searches forever.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    If you'd like to increase your inability to change the world start using Google Plus as an activist tool.

    If you'd like to increase your inability to change the world start using Google Plus as an activist tool.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'd invite you to Google Wave over a party since I'm pretty sure you can't get too drunk to ruin Google Wave.

    I'd invite you to Google Wave over a party since I'm pretty sure you can't get too drunk to ruin Google Wave.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    Let me know when you get my Gmail saying how freaked out I am about Gmail not working.

    Let me know when you get my Gmail saying how freaked out I am about Gmail not working.

  • Halloween Halloween

    If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween, just log back in to Google Plus.

    If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween, just log back in to Google Plus.

  • Rosh Hashanah Rosh Hashanah

    You seem like one of those Jews that needs to google Rosh Hashanah to know whether or not you're allowed to eat.

    You seem like one of those Jews that needs to google Rosh Hashanah to know whether or not you're allowed to eat.

  • Flirting Flirting

    If you were pregnant, I would Google directions to the abortion clinic for you.

    If you were pregnant, I would Google directions to the abortion clinic for you.

  • Ramadan Ramadan

    Ramadan Kareem to someone I hope is easily impressed by my ability to Google appropriate Ramadan greetings.

    Ramadan Kareem to someone I hope is easily impressed by my ability to Google appropriate Ramadan greetings.

  • Friendship Friendship

    Your reluctance to put me in a Google Plus circle makes me question our Facebook friendship.

    Your reluctance to put me in a Google Plus circle makes me question our Facebook friendship.

  • April Fool's Day April Fool's Day

    May your playful April Fool's Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.

    May your playful April Fool's Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.

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