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  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.

    Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit.

    Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage.

    Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off.

    I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    I'll always visit you regardless of its effect on my inheritance.

    I'll always visit you regardless of its effect on my inheritance.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.

    Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    I'm glad this near-Depression has given us something to bond over.

    I'm glad this near-Depression has given us something to bond over.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up.

    Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Just wanted to say how much I really need that 15-dollar birthday check this year.

    Just wanted to say how much I really need that 15-dollar birthday check this year.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA.

    Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day.

    May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.

    For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.

    Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.

  • Yom Kippur Yom Kippur

    Happy Yom Kippur to my grandparents on the one day of the year we're all happy to eat dinner as early as you usually do.

    Happy Yom Kippur to my grandparents on the one day of the year we're all happy to eat dinner as early as you usually do.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.

    Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.

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