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  • Workplace Workplace

    My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.

    My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I don't hate you more and more every day.

    I don't hate you more and more every day.

  • Confession Confession

    I believe in hate at first sight.

    I believe in hate at first sight.

  • Mom Mom

    Going on vacation with my children makes me realize how much I hate vacations and my children.

    Going on vacation with my children makes me realize how much I hate vacations and my children.

  • Confession Confession

    What a great day to still hate Grey's Anatomy.

    What a great day to still hate Grey's Anatomy.

  • Cry for Help Cry for Help

    I hate everything almost as much as I hate myself.

    I hate everything almost as much as I hate myself.

  • Apology Apology

    I hate you unconditionally.

    I hate you unconditionally.

  • Baby Baby

    One day your baby will hate you for putting them on Facebook this much.

    One day your baby will hate you for putting them on Facebook this much.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'm craving some hate-sex, so please do something to piss me off.

    I'm craving some hate-sex, so please do something to piss me off.

  • Friendship Friendship

    I wish we worked together so we could hate the same coworkers.

    I wish we worked together so we could hate the same coworkers.

  • Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter

    I hate Valentine's Day unless you'd like to be my date.

    I hate Valentine's Day unless you'd like to be my date.

  • Rosh Hashanah Rosh Hashanah

    I don't need it to be a Jewish holiday for me to sit around reflecting on how much I hate myself.

    I don't need it to be a Jewish holiday for me to sit around reflecting on how much I hate myself.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I like you because you're young enough not to remember the old 90210 but old enough to hate the new 90210.

    I like you because you're young enough not to remember the old 90210 but old enough to hate the new 90210.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I hope the government finds a way to help unemployed people get jobs they hate as much as I do.

    I hope the government finds a way to help unemployed people get jobs they hate as much as I do.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Love Coupon: Redeemable for flowers sent to your office on a day one of the coworkers you hate is bragging about her relationship.

    Love Coupon: Redeemable for flowers sent to your office on a day one of the coworkers you hate is bragging about her relationship.

  • Baby Baby

    I hope your baby doesn't hate you later in life.

    I hope your baby doesn't hate you later in life.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I hope our relationship lasts long enough for us to hate the things we initially loved about each other.

    I hope our relationship lasts long enough for us to hate the things we initially loved about each other.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    I hate Valentine's Day unless you'd like to be my date.

    I hate Valentine's Day unless you'd like to be my date.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Rush Limbaugh's superpower is effortlessly reminding the world to hate Rush Limbaugh.

    Rush Limbaugh's superpower is effortlessly reminding the world to hate Rush Limbaugh.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Congratulations to Vogue on making girls hate something other than their own bodies.

    Congratulations to Vogue on making girls hate something other than their own bodies.

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