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  • Confession Confession

    I started being a vegan for health reasons, then it was a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people.

    I started being a vegan for health reasons, then it was a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people.

  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.

    This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'm gonna hump you as if you had health insurance.

    I'm gonna hump you as if you had health insurance.

  • Friendship Friendship

    It's so comforting to know I have a friend to share the same mental health issues with.

    It's so comforting to know I have a friend to share the same mental health issues with.

  • Confession Confession

    CrossFit is a mix of cardio, strength training, and incessantly talking about CrossFit.

    CrossFit is a mix of cardio, strength training, and incessantly talking about CrossFit.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Congratulations on surviving another year without health insurance.

    Congratulations on surviving another year without health insurance.

  • Spring Lift Spring Lift

    I admire your decision to get in shape this spring even if it's only due to fear of losing your health insurance.

    I admire your decision to get in shape this spring even if it's only due to fear of losing your health insurance.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I support men's health issues by allowing you to look like a 70's porn star for a month.

    I support men's health issues by allowing you to look like a 70's porn star for a month.

  • Confession Confession

    I hope I get consistently sick enough this year to justify the money I spend on health insurance.

    I hope I get consistently sick enough this year to justify the money I spend on health insurance.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    It's now clear that psychotic town hall debates and creepy tea parties won't impact health care reform as much as a guy who posed nude for Cosmo.

    It's now clear that psychotic town hall debates and creepy tea parties won't impact health care reform as much as a guy who posed nude for Cosmo.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I wish the healthcare industry was as concerned about my health as Angelina Jolie is.

    I wish the healthcare industry was as concerned about my health as Angelina Jolie is.

  • Get Well Get Well

    At least you had your health.

    At least you had your health.

  • Grandparents Day Grandparents Day

    Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.

    Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.

  • Flirting Flirting

    To help raise awareness for prostate cancer I'd gladly endure a month of itchy kisses.

    To help raise awareness for prostate cancer I'd gladly endure a month of itchy kisses.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry signing up for Obamacare is more complicated than dying.

    Sorry signing up for Obamacare is more complicated than dying.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'm taking a mental health day to evaluate why I'm still working here.

    I'm taking a mental health day to evaluate why I'm still working here.

  • Columbus Day Columbus Day

    Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.

    Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.

  • Confession Confession

    I hope Obamacare helps extend the life of everyone except people on Facebook commenting on Obamacare.

    I hope Obamacare helps extend the life of everyone except people on Facebook commenting on Obamacare.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Hope you're not too exhausted from your yearly visit to the gym on New Year's Day.

    Hope you're not too exhausted from your yearly visit to the gym on New Year's Day.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry the barista at the Starbucks where you do your freelance work has better health benefits than you.

    Sorry the barista at the Starbucks where you do your freelance work has better health benefits than you.

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