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  • Friendship Day Friendship Day

    Let's protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.

    Let's protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.

  • Birthday Birthday

    May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey.

    May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey.

  • Bother Voting Bother Voting

    You're just the sort of hot young Republican with whom I'd like to have election night hate-sex.

    You're just the sort of hot young Republican with whom I'd like to have election night hate-sex.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight.

    I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You turn me on enough to consider having un-airconditioned sex.

    You turn me on enough to consider having un-airconditioned sex.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.

    I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Your Throwback Thursday photo is hot enough to get hit on by James Franco.

    Your Throwback Thursday photo is hot enough to get hit on by James Franco.

  • Censored Censored

    Censored: Hope you're staying cool this summer.

    Censored: Hope you're staying cool this summer.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Just a heads up that you're running out of time to use my toned beach body before I ruin it for fall.

    Just a heads up that you're running out of time to use my toned beach body before I ruin it for fall.

  • TV TV

    Nothing on True Detective is more disturbing and mind-boggling than the hotness of the women Woody Harrelson sleeps with.

    Nothing on True Detective is more disturbing and mind-boggling than the hotness of the women Woody Harrelson sleeps with.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You're so hot I finished before your Snapchat pic disappeared.

    You're so hot I finished before your Snapchat pic disappeared.

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