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  • Friendship Friendship

    If anything ever happens to me you're the person designated to clear my browser history.

    If anything ever happens to me you're the person designated to clear my browser history.

  • Get Well Get Well

    Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

    Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.

    You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'd never cheat on you as long as I have porn.

    I'd never cheat on you as long as I have porn.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    You better hope to god that Santa doesn't see your browser history.

    You better hope to god that Santa doesn't see your browser history.

  • Lent Lent

    I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.

    I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.

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