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  • Friendship Friendship

    You're the type of horrible, gossipy bitch I'd like to invite to be my new best friend.

    You're the type of horrible, gossipy bitch I'd like to invite to be my new best friend.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Let me know a good weekend for you to invite me to your ski house.

    Let me know a good weekend for you to invite me to your ski house.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thanks for inviting me to quietly masturbate in your guest room.

    Thanks for inviting me to quietly masturbate in your guest room.

  • Father's Day Father's Day

    Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

    Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

  • Drinking Drinking

    You're invited to help slow my gradual slide towards drinking alone.

    You're invited to help slow my gradual slide towards drinking alone.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Please feel no obligation to invite me to your gay bachelor party.

    Please feel no obligation to invite me to your gay bachelor party.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    A great way to show me that you know nothing about me is to invite me camping.

    A great way to show me that you know nothing about me is to invite me camping.

  • Wedding Wedding

    I'd invite you to my wedding even if you beat my mom in a presidential election.

    I'd invite you to my wedding even if you beat my mom in a presidential election.

  • Weekend Weekend

    I'd love to get together this weekend to watch the TV shows I was planning to watch alone on my couch.

    I'd love to get together this weekend to watch the TV shows I was planning to watch alone on my couch.

  • Guys With Kids Guys With Kids

    I'd like to invite you and your baby out to help me meet women.

    I'd like to invite you and your baby out to help me meet women.

  • Weekend Weekend

    Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness.

    Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness.

  • TGIF TGIF

    Invite your entire Twitter following out with us tonight and I'll make sure we get a slightly larger booth.

    Invite your entire Twitter following out with us tonight and I'll make sure we get a slightly larger booth.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    If you don't have an excuse prepared you're welcome to join our family for Thanksgiving.

    If you don't have an excuse prepared you're welcome to join our family for Thanksgiving.

  • Weekend Weekend

    Just a heads up that you're running out of time to invite me to your summer house this weekend.

    Just a heads up that you're running out of time to invite me to your summer house this weekend.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    The only thing I hate more than people with summer houses are people who don't invite me to their summer houses.

    The only thing I hate more than people with summer houses are people who don't invite me to their summer houses.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I was hoping you could help me brainstorm some black people I could invite to my inauguration party.

    I was hoping you could help me brainstorm some black people I could invite to my inauguration party.

  • Clorox Bleach.. Clorox Bleach..

    I'd like to invite you over for the holidays and apologize in advance for my grandfather's dirty jokes.

    I'd like to invite you over for the holidays and apologize in advance for my grandfather's dirty jokes.

  • Virgin Atlantic Virgin Atlantic

    This Thanksgiving I'd like to invite you to a colourful evening of humour, flavour, and spelling lessons.

    This Thanksgiving I'd like to invite you to a colourful evening of humour, flavour, and spelling lessons.

  • Wendy's Lunch.. Wendy's Lunch..

    This sponsored ecard is a great way to invite you our for lunch on this commercial holiday.

    This sponsored ecard is a great way to invite you our for lunch on this commercial holiday.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I'd be happy to send out your birthday invite so people won't think you're lonely or self-obsessed.

    I'd be happy to send out your birthday invite so people won't think you're lonely or self-obsessed.

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