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  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I'm half impressed you ran a half marathon.

    I'm half impressed you ran a half marathon.

  • Confession Confession

    For someone who jogs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.

    For someone who jogs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    The fact you're running outdoors in this weather tells me you have deeper psychological issues.

    The fact you're running outdoors in this weather tells me you have deeper psychological issues.

  • Confession Confession

    I wish I could outsource my exercise.

    I wish I could outsource my exercise.

  • Sports Sports

    May your nipples bleed less than expected during your marathon.

    May your nipples bleed less than expected during your marathon.

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