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    Sorry I look even more miserable and bedraggled on Mondays than Kristen Stewart at the Oscars.

    Sorry I look even more miserable and bedraggled on Mondays than Kristen Stewart at the Oscars.

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    I hope someday there's a lockout involving Twilight movies.

    I hope someday there's a lockout involving Twilight movies.

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    I'm protesting all one percenters who give subpar performances in crappy teen vampire movies.

    I'm protesting all one percenters who give subpar performances in crappy teen vampire movies.

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    Let's hope Robert Pattinson can get through this difficult time by having mind-blowing sex with the entire female population.

    Let's hope Robert Pattinson can get through this difficult time by having mind-blowing sex with the entire female population.

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    I hope our Olympic team is better at getting away with cheating than Kristen Stewart.

    I hope our Olympic team is better at getting away with cheating than Kristen Stewart.

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