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  • Memorial Day Memorial Day

    Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.

    Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.

  • Cute Therapy Cute Therapy

    Tripping and falling in public was embarrassing but at least no one shot you for it.

    Tripping and falling in public was embarrassing but at least no one shot you for it.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I hope news of your birthday spreads even faster than Miley Cyrus's legs when there's a camera on.

    I hope news of your birthday spreads even faster than Miley Cyrus's legs when there's a camera on.

  • Friendship Friendship

    If I were ever to shoot you, it would just be in the leg.

    If I were ever to shoot you, it would just be in the leg.

  • Sports Sports

    Remember that leaving flashy jewelry and enormous wads of cash at home will free you up from having to carry a firearm that may accidentally discharge into your leg.

    Remember that leaving flashy jewelry and enormous wads of cash at home will free you up from having to carry a firearm that may accidentally discharge into your leg.

  • Get Well Get Well

    Good luck recovering from watching Kevin Ware's injury.

    Good luck recovering from watching Kevin Ware's injury.

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