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  • Flirting Flirting

    I'd go lesbian for Justin Bieber.

    I'd go lesbian for Justin Bieber.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation.

    Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    If I was your on-again off-again lesbian DJ girlfriend, I'd be open to you dating other people in prison.

    If I was your on-again off-again lesbian DJ girlfriend, I'd be open to you dating other people in prison.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.

    Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.

  • Wedding Wedding

    I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet.

    I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Saying you'd make a hideous drag queen was intended to be a compliment.

    Saying you'd make a hideous drag queen was intended to be a compliment.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Sorry the Gay Pride Parade has become more about serious issues and less about giant inflatable penises.

    Sorry the Gay Pride Parade has become more about serious issues and less about giant inflatable penises.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I want to do to you what North Carolina voters just did to civil rights.

    I want to do to you what North Carolina voters just did to civil rights.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    I wish I had even an inkling of straight pride.

    I wish I had even an inkling of straight pride.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Sorry you can't fit into the leathers you wore to Stonewall.

    Sorry you can't fit into the leathers you wore to Stonewall.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Happy Gay Pride Month to someone I'd consider switching sides for if my hetero options don't rapidly improve.

    Happy Gay Pride Month to someone I'd consider switching sides for if my hetero options don't rapidly improve.

  • LGBT LGBT

    I support gay marriage and oppose buying more wedding gifts.

    I support gay marriage and oppose buying more wedding gifts.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Let's break down gay stereotypes by wearing rainbow thongs and feather headdresses on glitter-covered floats.

    Let's break down gay stereotypes by wearing rainbow thongs and feather headdresses on glitter-covered floats.

  • College College

    Good luck with your four-year period of lesbian experimentation.

    Good luck with your four-year period of lesbian experimentation.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Let's celebrate love, acceptance, and our right to act as publicly idiotic as straight people.

    Let's celebrate love, acceptance, and our right to act as publicly idiotic as straight people.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    The Gay Pride Parade is a startling reminder of how many people I've slept with at the Gay Pride Parade.

    The Gay Pride Parade is a startling reminder of how many people I've slept with at the Gay Pride Parade.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Happy Gay Pride Day to an inevitable homosexual.

    Happy Gay Pride Day to an inevitable homosexual.

  • Movies Movies

    I don't know if even hot lesbian scissoring can get me to sit through a movie about ballet.

    I don't know if even hot lesbian scissoring can get me to sit through a movie about ballet.

  • Gay Pride Month Gay Pride Month

    Sorry your homosexuality isn't edgy anymore.

    Sorry your homosexuality isn't edgy anymore.

  • Movies Movies

    The news that Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian may finally make Miranda attractive to male viewers.

    The news that Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian may finally make Miranda attractive to male viewers.

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