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  • Better Like.. Better Like..

    Better Like Button: Are you drunk?

    Better Like Button: Are you drunk?

  • Confession Confession

    Combining malt liquor and caffeine is a terrible decision I could see making right after combining tequila shots and cocaine.

    Combining malt liquor and caffeine is a terrible decision I could see making right after combining tequila shots and cocaine.

  • Drinking Drinking

    Let's drink this weekend to help us forget all the drinking we did this week.

    Let's drink this weekend to help us forget all the drinking we did this week.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Even if the absurd amount of liquor we consume leads us to want to do otherwise, I promise to pull out.

    Even if the absurd amount of liquor we consume leads us to want to do otherwise, I promise to pull out.

  • Family Family

    Family Beer and Liquor.

    Family Beer and Liquor.

  • Drinking Drinking

    Way to cut down on your hard alcohol consumption by switching to ungodly quantities of beer and wine.

    Way to cut down on your hard alcohol consumption by switching to ungodly quantities of beer and wine.

  • Drinking Drinking

    You're invited to help slow my gradual slide towards drinking alone.

    You're invited to help slow my gradual slide towards drinking alone.

  • Birthday Birthday

    24th Birthday: Happy 24th birthday to someone who can finally hold their liquor but usually chooses not to.

    24th Birthday: Happy 24th birthday to someone who can finally hold their liquor but usually chooses not to.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.

    I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.

  • Hpnotiq Harmonie Hpnotiq Harmonie

    You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.

    You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.

  • Mom Mom

    The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months.

    The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months.

  • Mike's holiday Mike's holiday

    Let's shake things up over the holidays by not constantly complaining about the holidays.

    Let's shake things up over the holidays by not constantly complaining about the holidays.

  • Drinking Drinking

    I've finally sworn off swearing off alcohol.

    I've finally sworn off swearing off alcohol.

  • Drinking Drinking

    I'd love to meet you for coffee if I wasn't someone who needed alcohol to socialize.

    I'd love to meet you for coffee if I wasn't someone who needed alcohol to socialize.

  • Drinking Drinking

    Let's drink to alcohol.

    Let's drink to alcohol.

  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    Let’s celebrate Boss's Day by getting you as drunk as someone with far fewer responsibilities.

    Let’s celebrate Boss's Day by getting you as drunk as someone with far fewer responsibilities.

  • Drinking Drinking

    I don't need the threat of an impending natural disaster to stock up on liquor.

    I don't need the threat of an impending natural disaster to stock up on liquor.

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