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  • Missing You Missing You

    I'm lost and weird without you here.

    I'm lost and weird without you here.

  • Breakup Breakup

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

  • Sports Sports

    I'm interrupting my complete apathy about hockey to make fun of the fact that your team lost.

    I'm interrupting my complete apathy about hockey to make fun of the fact that your team lost.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Just curious if you're interested in watching the inauguration even though your candidate lost.

    Just curious if you're interested in watching the inauguration even though your candidate lost.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Let me know if you need someone to listen as you desperately try to convince yourself everything's fine.

    Let me know if you need someone to listen as you desperately try to convince yourself everything's fine.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Congratulations to the American justice system on getting one child murder case right this year.

    Congratulations to the American justice system on getting one child murder case right this year.

  • Sports Sports

    Sorry you're upset a group of people you've never met lost a game you've never played in a city you've never been to.

    Sorry you're upset a group of people you've never met lost a game you've never played in a city you've never been to.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    I lost my cell phone and don't know any of your numbers.

    I lost my cell phone and don't know any of your numbers.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Let's spend the next few hours recklessly gaining back all the weight we lost this summer.

    Let's spend the next few hours recklessly gaining back all the weight we lost this summer.

  • Sports Sports

    Sorry you lost money betting against the worst playoff team in football history.

    Sorry you lost money betting against the worst playoff team in football history.

  • Sports Sports

    I totally wouldn't need you to buy me drinks tonight if I hadn't already lost the Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge.

    I totally wouldn't need you to buy me drinks tonight if I hadn't already lost the Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry I lost weight and we can't share clothes anymore.

    Sorry I lost weight and we can't share clothes anymore.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    I've lost interest in my weight gain.

    I've lost interest in my weight gain.

  • TV TV

    I can't wait for the ending of you telling me to watch Lost.

    I can't wait for the ending of you telling me to watch Lost.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    You look like you lost weight over the holidays when you stand next to Santa.

    You look like you lost weight over the holidays when you stand next to Santa.

  • Columbus Day Columbus Day

    Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.

    Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.

  • Memorial Day Memorial Day

    This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.

    This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.

  • Father's Day Father's Day

    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better.

    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better.

  • Halloween Halloween

    I feel lost and dead inside when you're not around.

    I feel lost and dead inside when you're not around.

  • Graymail Graymail

    I hope this ecard doesn't get lost between teeth whitening and bikini wax offers.

    I hope this ecard doesn't get lost between teeth whitening and bikini wax offers.

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