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  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Any man would be lucky to have and objectify you.

    Any man would be lucky to have and objectify you.

  • Anniversary Anniversary

    I feel so lucky to have remembered our anniversary.

    I feel so lucky to have remembered our anniversary.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Every time a celebrity cheats on his wife I'm reminded of how lucky I am to have such a talentless, average-looking husband.

    Every time a celebrity cheats on his wife I'm reminded of how lucky I am to have such a talentless, average-looking husband.

  • Graduation Graduation

    I think any employer would be lucky to have you if they need stuff looked up on Wikipedia.

    I think any employer would be lucky to have you if they need stuff looked up on Wikipedia.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Dad was incredibly lucky to have you before the marriage crumbled.

    Dad was incredibly lucky to have you before the marriage crumbled.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    You're going to make some lucky feline very happy someday.

    You're going to make some lucky feline very happy someday.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Hope you get lucky this Friday the 13th.

    Hope you get lucky this Friday the 13th.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to someone lucky their first sight after being born wasn't Snooki's vagina.

    Happy birthday to someone lucky their first sight after being born wasn't Snooki's vagina.

  • St. Patrick's.. St. Patrick's..

    I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.

    I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.

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