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  • Confession Confession

    There's nothing quite like Dr. King's speech to remind me how unambitious my own dreams are.

    There's nothing quite like Dr. King's speech to remind me how unambitious my own dreams are.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Happy Martin Luther King Day to a borderline racist.

    Happy Martin Luther King Day to a borderline racist.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    This MLK Day, I am volunteering to buy movie tickets.

    This MLK Day, I am volunteering to buy movie tickets.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Let's love and serve our community, then get pedicures.

    Let's love and serve our community, then get pedicures.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    I plan to demonstrate nonviolence through napping.

    I plan to demonstrate nonviolence through napping.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Don't forget to honor MLK by copying and pasting a quote that he actually said.

    Don't forget to honor MLK by copying and pasting a quote that he actually said.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Today we celebrate people of all racial and ethnic backgrounds, even whites.

    Today we celebrate people of all racial and ethnic backgrounds, even whites.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    You should practice non-violence this MLK Day by not coughing near me.

    You should practice non-violence this MLK Day by not coughing near me.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    A winter holiday honoring a man who helped end segregation is a great time to go skiing with other white people.

    A winter holiday honoring a man who helped end segregation is a great time to go skiing with other white people.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Let's celebrate MLK weekend by watching Oprah elicit apologies from a wealthy, entitled white guy.

    Let's celebrate MLK weekend by watching Oprah elicit apologies from a wealthy, entitled white guy.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    I'm practicing non-violence this weekend by sitting on my couch watching our nation's most violent sport.

    I'm practicing non-violence this weekend by sitting on my couch watching our nation's most violent sport.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Let's over-celebrate MLK Day to compensate for a weekend of watching eight white quarterbacks.

    Let's over-celebrate MLK Day to compensate for a weekend of watching eight white quarterbacks.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Everything I know about Martin Luther King is based on one verse of a U2 song.

    Everything I know about Martin Luther King is based on one verse of a U2 song.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    MLK Day is a great opportunity to feel ashamed of our white ancestors.

    MLK Day is a great opportunity to feel ashamed of our white ancestors.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    I find it difficult to reflect on the achievements of Martin Luther King without the aid of a preachy, overwrought Hollywood biopic.

    I find it difficult to reflect on the achievements of Martin Luther King without the aid of a preachy, overwrought Hollywood biopic.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    I wonder if Martin Luther King dreamed the first black president would be a half-white Hawaiian metrosexual.

    I wonder if Martin Luther King dreamed the first black president would be a half-white Hawaiian metrosexual.

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