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  • Thanks Thanks

    Thank you for saying no when I asked if you needed help moving.

    Thank you for saying no when I asked if you needed help moving.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations on moving into something other than a treatment facility.

    Congratulations on moving into something other than a treatment facility.

  • Breakup Breakup

    My therapist is glad I'm moving on from you.

    My therapist is glad I'm moving on from you.

  • Graduation Graduation

    While you were away at college we turned your room into a place we don't want you moving back into.

    While you were away at college we turned your room into a place we don't want you moving back into.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations on finally being able to afford your own place because your parents gave you the money.

    Congratulations on finally being able to afford your own place because your parents gave you the money.

  • Sports Sports

    Let's send our condolences to Jeremy Lin on moving to a state where they don't apologize for racist headlines.

    Let's send our condolences to Jeremy Lin on moving to a state where they don't apologize for racist headlines.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'm going to do my part to get the economy moving by sending in the minimum payment on one of my overdo credit cards.

    I'm going to do my part to get the economy moving by sending in the minimum payment on one of my overdo credit cards.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Let's watch some halfpipe this week before moving on to the full pipe this Valentine's Day.

    Let's watch some halfpipe this week before moving on to the full pipe this Valentine's Day.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    You'll be moving your bowels again in no time.

    You'll be moving your bowels again in no time.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.

    Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.

  • Missing You Missing You

    I hope our communicating only via Facebook and Gchat isn't impacted by you moving.

    I hope our communicating only via Facebook and Gchat isn't impacted by you moving.

  • Friendship Friendship

    I'd rather make new friends than help you move.

    I'd rather make new friends than help you move.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Let's move in together as soon as you're ready to never leave the apartment again.

    Let's move in together as soon as you're ready to never leave the apartment again.

  • The Campaign The Campaign

    Since the real election seems to be about binders, bayonets and big yellow birds, I'm moving on to fake elections.

    Since the real election seems to be about binders, bayonets and big yellow birds, I'm moving on to fake elections.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Glad you found a new place to never do the goddamn dishes.

    Glad you found a new place to never do the goddamn dishes.

  • Get Well Get Well

    You'll be moving your bowels again in no time.

    You'll be moving your bowels again in no time.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Best of luck to Alec Baldwin on escaping paparazzi and showbiz phonies by moving to L.A.

    Best of luck to Alec Baldwin on escaping paparazzi and showbiz phonies by moving to L.A.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations on moving out of your parents’ basement at the same age they conceived you.

    Congratulations on moving out of your parents’ basement at the same age they conceived you.

  • College College

    My condolences to your new roommate.

    My condolences to your new roommate.

  • Breakup Breakup

    This relationship is moving way too fast or slow for me.

    This relationship is moving way too fast or slow for me.

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