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  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Sorry a snowstorm helped you already justify blowing all 17 of your New Year's resolutions.

    Sorry a snowstorm helped you already justify blowing all 17 of your New Year's resolutions.

  • New Year's New Year's

    My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

    My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

  • New Year's New Year's

    My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.

    My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.

  • Pop Secret Movie Pop Secret Movie

    May your New Year's Eve be like a romantic comedy and not just a comedy.

    May your New Year's Eve be like a romantic comedy and not just a comedy.

  • Mike's holiday Mike's holiday

    You're officially invited to bring everything that's required to throw my holiday party.

    You're officially invited to bring everything that's required to throw my holiday party.

  • Cougar Town Cougar Town

    Please refrain from tagging me in holiday party photos because I need to keep my job next year.

    Please refrain from tagging me in holiday party photos because I need to keep my job next year.

  • New Year's New Year's

    It would really help me in the office pool if you failed at your New Year's resolution somewhere between January 7th and 9th.

    It would really help me in the office pool if you failed at your New Year's resolution somewhere between January 7th and 9th.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    May your New Year's resolutions last longer than Republican presidential candidates.

    May your New Year's resolutions last longer than Republican presidential candidates.

  • New Year's New Year's

    Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.

    Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.

  • Clorox Bleach.. Clorox Bleach..

    My New Year's resolution is to clean up my apartment and my life.

    My New Year's resolution is to clean up my apartment and my life.

  • Farewell Farewell

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

  • New Year's New Year's

    My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.

    My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.

  • New Year's New Year's

    My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

    My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

  • New Year's New Year's

    Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.

    Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.

  • New Year's New Year's

    Avoid noisy, expensive, overhyped New Year's Eve parties by hanging out at our place wondering what you're missing at those parties.

    Avoid noisy, expensive, overhyped New Year's Eve parties by hanging out at our place wondering what you're missing at those parties.

  • Dance Moms Dance Moms

    I'll always be there to support you in my completely pushy way.

    I'll always be there to support you in my completely pushy way.

  • New Year's New Year's

    Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.

    Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.

  • Fiber One Fiber One

    My excuses for already breaking my New Year's diet are more complicated than the privacy settings on Facebook.

    My excuses for already breaking my New Year's diet are more complicated than the privacy settings on Facebook.

  • Chelsea? NBC Chelsea? NBC

    My New Year's resolutions would be easier to keep if we weren't friends.

    My New Year's resolutions would be easier to keep if we weren't friends.

  • New Year's New Year's

    I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.

    I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.

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