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  • Birthday Birthday

    I hope you don't have to spend more than 14 hours of your birthday in the office.

    I hope you don't have to spend more than 14 hours of your birthday in the office.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to someone who'd look much younger if not for working in this place.

    Happy birthday to someone who'd look much younger if not for working in this place.

  • Birthday Birthday

    This birthday greeting has been brought to you by my fake sense of obligation and fear of being shunned by the rest of the office.

    This birthday greeting has been brought to you by my fake sense of obligation and fear of being shunned by the rest of the office.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting.

    Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Singing 'Happy Birthday' to you is the most work I've done all week.

    Singing "Happy Birthday" to you is the most work I've done all week.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Office Coupon: Good for one monotone version of 'Happy Birthday' awkwardly sung to you in your cubicle over a seven dollar cake.

    Office Coupon: Good for one monotone version of "Happy Birthday" awkwardly sung to you in your cubicle over a seven dollar cake.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday weekend to someone who's already received the gift of not having to endure an office birthday celebration.

    Happy birthday weekend to someone who's already received the gift of not having to endure an office birthday celebration.

  • Birthday Birthday

    This card is to say I had no input on the lame office birthday card I was forced to sign.

    This card is to say I had no input on the lame office birthday card I was forced to sign.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to a coworker whose birthday I actually care about more than eating their office birthday cake.

    Happy birthday to a coworker whose birthday I actually care about more than eating their office birthday cake.

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