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  • Passover Passover

    As a half-Jewish Type A personality, I prefer searching for the afikomen and Easter eggs at the same time.

    As a half-Jewish Type A personality, I prefer searching for the afikomen and Easter eggs at the same time.

  • Confession Confession

    You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality.

    You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality.

  • Flirting Flirting

    What I lack in looks, I more than lack in personality.

    What I lack in looks, I more than lack in personality.

  • Courtesy Hello Courtesy Hello

    You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you.

    You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    I would take antidepressants but I'm too worried my unbearably miserable personality will change.

    I would take antidepressants but I'm too worried my unbearably miserable personality will change.

  • MINI Motor-Tober MINI Motor-Tober

    Just an FYI that an exciting car could help me overlook a dull personality.

    Just an FYI that an exciting car could help me overlook a dull personality.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I wish CrossFit got your personality in shape as well.

    I wish CrossFit got your personality in shape as well.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Warning Sign: The odor of the food you heat in the office microwave will forever be associated with your personality.

    Warning Sign: The odor of the food you heat in the office microwave will forever be associated with your personality.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    May you someday attain Mark Zuckerberg's wealth without attaining Mark Zuckerberg's personality.

    May you someday attain Mark Zuckerberg's wealth without attaining Mark Zuckerberg's personality.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    That outfit would go great with a personality.

    That outfit would go great with a personality.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry your breast implants still haven't made your personality tolerable enough for anyone to want to marry you.

    Sorry your breast implants still haven't made your personality tolerable enough for anyone to want to marry you.

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