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  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations on not having bedbugs despite the high turnover rate of people entering your bed.

    Congratulations on not having bedbugs despite the high turnover rate of people entering your bed.

  • April Fool's Day April Fool's Day

    I never would have fallen for your April Fool's pregnancy prank if it wasn't for your reckless promiscuity.

    I never would have fallen for your April Fool's pregnancy prank if it wasn't for your reckless promiscuity.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing sexual promiscuity.

    Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing sexual promiscuity.

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