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  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs.

    You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs.

  • Movies Movies

    I can't wait to see how far George Lucas will push the limits of technology to distract us from shitty dialogue.

    I can't wait to see how far George Lucas will push the limits of technology to distract us from shitty dialogue.

  • Honest Pop-ups Honest Pop-ups

    Honest Pop-Up Notifications: Push Notifications.

    Honest Pop-Up Notifications: Push Notifications.

  • TV TV

    If you spoil anything from House of Cards, I'm going to push you in front of a subway car.

    If you spoil anything from House of Cards, I'm going to push you in front of a subway car.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Remember not to tell Koran burners that buying so many copies could push it onto the New York Times Best Seller List.

    Remember not to tell Koran burners that buying so many copies could push it onto the New York Times Best Seller List.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

    Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

  • Wedding Wedding

    Let's overpay a god-awful DJ to drunkenly push buttons on my iPod.

    Let's overpay a god-awful DJ to drunkenly push buttons on my iPod.

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