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  • Workplace Workplace

    Thanks for letting me know I'm doing a great job that won't remotely be reflected in my 2.5% raise.

    Thanks for letting me know I'm doing a great job that won't remotely be reflected in my 2.5% raise.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Keeping your job is the new raise.

    Keeping your job is the new raise.

  • Workplace Workplace

    The only thing that stands between me and a pay raise is ambition.

    The only thing that stands between me and a pay raise is ambition.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Having a job is the new raise.

    Having a job is the new raise.

  • Flirting Flirting

    To help raise awareness for prostate cancer I'd gladly endure a month of itchy kisses.

    To help raise awareness for prostate cancer I'd gladly endure a month of itchy kisses.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Rest assured that your recent accomplishments at work have gone largely unnoticed.

    Rest assured that your recent accomplishments at work have gone largely unnoticed.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations on your 3% raise.

    Congratulations on your 3% raise.

  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    I'd have gotten you a better Boss's Day gift if you'd gotten me a better raise.

    I'd have gotten you a better Boss's Day gift if you'd gotten me a better raise.

  • The Real.. The Real..

    Greetings from New Jersey, a great place to raise your kids and to judge the way everyone else raises theirs.

    Greetings from New Jersey, a great place to raise your kids and to judge the way everyone else raises theirs.

  • Take Kids to.. Take Kids to..

    Maybe my disadvantaged kids can convince my boss that I need a raise.

    Maybe my disadvantaged kids can convince my boss that I need a raise.

  • Virgin Atlantic Virgin Atlantic

    Let's raise our glasses this Thanksgiving and say cheers to those of us who give thanks by saying cheers.

    Let's raise our glasses this Thanksgiving and say cheers to those of us who give thanks by saying cheers.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship.

    Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship.

  • Workplace Workplace

    My raise this year will be expensing the alcohol that helps me endure being underpaid.

    My raise this year will be expensing the alcohol that helps me endure being underpaid.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I deserve a raise for doing a half-assed job.

    I deserve a raise for doing a half-assed job.

  • U.S. U.S.

    A great place to raise all your families.

    A great place to raise all your families.

  • Apology Apology

    I apologize in advance for you not making the cut when I raise my standards.

    I apologize in advance for you not making the cut when I raise my standards.

  • Napoleon.. Napoleon..

    If I ever have kids and get killed in a car accident I totally want you to raise them, and get my car fixed cause it'd probably be a pretty sweet car.

    If I ever have kids and get killed in a car accident I totally want you to raise them, and get my car fixed cause it'd probably be a pretty sweet car.

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