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    I'd be more comfortable in Apocalyptic hellfire than in a hotel room with Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

    I'd be more comfortable in Apocalyptic hellfire than in a hotel room with Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

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    Congratulations to Todd Akin on securing the rapist vote.

    Congratulations to Todd Akin on securing the rapist vote.

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    I will never stop fighting for the choice Todd Akin's mother should have had.

    I will never stop fighting for the choice Todd Akin's mother should have had.

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    Our consensual intercourse makes my female reproductive system do the opposite of shutting down.

    Our consensual intercourse makes my female reproductive system do the opposite of shutting down.

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    I wish the worst thing to happen to Missouri this year was still the Cardinals losing Albert Pujols.

    I wish the worst thing to happen to Missouri this year was still the Cardinals losing Albert Pujols.

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    I'm genuinely shocked James Franco tried to pick up an underage girl rather than an underage boy.

    I'm genuinely shocked James Franco tried to pick up an underage girl rather than an underage boy.

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