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  • Workplace Workplace

    My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.

    My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.

  • Easter Easter

    Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights.

    Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'd happily pass along your resume if I hadn't decimated my company-wide credibility.

    I'd happily pass along your resume if I hadn't decimated my company-wide credibility.

  • New Year's New Year's

    Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.

    Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.

  • Graduation Graduation

    Your resume sucks.

    Your resume sucks.

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