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  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    I can't even get my mother to return my phone calls.

    I can't even get my mother to return my phone calls.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    There's nothing quite as sad as our happy hours.

    There's nothing quite as sad as our happy hours.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    It's sad to think of all the football players who'll one day be brain damaged enough to laugh at Super Bowl commercials.

    It's sad to think of all the football players who'll one day be brain damaged enough to laugh at Super Bowl commercials.

  • Thinking Of You Thinking Of You

    Sometimes I get sad about how uncool you've become.

    Sometimes I get sad about how uncool you've become.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'm sad Sarah Palin's bus tour didn't hit my city before giving me the chance to ignore it.

    I'm sad Sarah Palin's bus tour didn't hit my city before giving me the chance to ignore it.

  • How I Met Your.. How I Met Your..

    Solving my problems by drinking is much less sad when my friends join me.

    Solving my problems by drinking is much less sad when my friends join me.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day and Black History Month are sad reminders of how lonely and white I am.

    Valentine's Day and Black History Month are sad reminders of how lonely and white I am.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Thanks for helping me through my winter depression by being far more depressed by comparison.

    Thanks for helping me through my winter depression by being far more depressed by comparison.

  • Tax Day Tax Day

    It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little 'single' box on your tax return.

    It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little "single" box on your tax return.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Here’s to our crippling sadness giving way to a feverish lust for vengeance.

    Here’s to our crippling sadness giving way to a feverish lust for vengeance.

  • Friendship Friendship

    Sometimes I get sad about how uncool you've become.

    Sometimes I get sad about how uncool you've become.

  • Sports Sports

    It's a sad day for those who get their political commentary from completely insane baseball managers.

    It's a sad day for those who get their political commentary from completely insane baseball managers.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    It's sad John McCain can tolerate six years of Vietnamese torture but not a gay guy in fatigues.

    It's sad John McCain can tolerate six years of Vietnamese torture but not a gay guy in fatigues.

  • Presidents Day Presidents Day

    Presidents Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one.

    Presidents Day is a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    I would take antidepressants but I'm too worried my unbearably miserable personality will change.

    I would take antidepressants but I'm too worried my unbearably miserable personality will change.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Good luck on being the dead-end sad-sack schmuck who ends up winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

    Good luck on being the dead-end sad-sack schmuck who ends up winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

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